Thursday, 21 April 2016

Seagulls in Conwy; what to do?

A seagull committee is being set up in Conwy to handle the scourge of swooping birds. The two weathermen put the bread crumbs back in their pockets.
Weatherman 1 : Did you read in Conwy in North Wales, there will be a special committee to look at Seagulls. They are a menace.
Weatherman 2 : Not just in Conwy. They are a menace everywhere.  The stupid public feed the pesky things. If you encourage a nuisance, it’s going to linger.