Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Is being fat pejorative? Cherchez la Femme think not.

Facebook got into trouble when it stopped an image of an over sized model from being used as an advert for Cherchez la Femme. The two weathermen pinched some cellulite.
Weatherman 1 : Did you read that Cherchez la Femme were upset when Facebook prohibited one of their posts being used as an advert? It featured  a generous woman in a bikini.
Weatherman 2 : Was she giving away ice creams?

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

BHS is finally selling something - itself

British Home Stores may be in administration, but lots of people want to buy it. The two weathermen went to the home furnishings department.
Weatherman 1 : I read the BHS is more popular than ever. People queuing up to buy it.
Weatherman 2 : Like who? Who wants to buy a failing business?