Robert Downey Jr. says "pardon me." California does.

Robert Downey Jr. has been pardoned.  The two weathermen excused one another.

Weatherman  1 : That actor Robert Downey Jr. has been pardoned in California.

Weatherman  2 :  Pardoned for what?

Sex pictures and digital rights

A German court has ruled that a man, who had photos of his naked girlfriend, should destroy them now the relationship has ended. The two weathermen looked at their delete buttons.

Weatherman  1 : Did you hear a German photographer has been ordered to destroy nude photos of his girlfriend?

Weatherman  2 :  Yes, the courts said he had no rights over them, once the relationship ended.

On mistaken identity at a beauty contest

Miss Columbia was mistakenly handed the Miss Universe title. The two weathermen polished their crowns.

Weatherman  1 : Did you see that poor Miss Columbia was crowned Miss Universe – for about 30 seconds.

Weatherman  2 :  30 seconds?

Heathrow's third runway. Do we need it? The 2 weathermen look at infrastructure.

There will be yet another review to assess the merits of a third runway at Heathrow airport. The two weathermen compared it to HS2.

Weatherman  2 : Do we need a 3^rd runway at Heathrow?

Weatherman  1 :  The government isn’t sure. It is taking a bit of extra time to decide. It originally said “no” but now that has shifted to “let’s look at it again.” Businesses seem to be in favour.

Are cheap training shoes stealing NIKE's thunder?

A basketball player has welcomed a drop in training shoe prices. The whole business of designer brands and cheap copies gave the Two Weathermen something to discuss; they tied their laces.

Weatherman  1 : Stephon Marbury has pushed through a new brand of shoes which cost less than £10. He hopes it will reduce theft when shoes are expensive.

Weatherman  2 :  Yes things can turn ugly as thieves try to steal expensive sneakers.